NEW RELEASE ~ Karma, Inc. by Melanie James

☆✮☆✮NEW RELEASE☆✮☆✮
Karma, Inc. by Melanie James  

For all those times Karma needs a li’l nudge!

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A Laugh Till It Hurts Literal Leigh Romance Diaries Spin-off
Witches, Werebears, and Imps. Oh my!

Waiting for Karma is fine—for the patient. But for the rest of us, it sure would be nice to give Karma a little nudge every once in a while.

Too many dates that turned out to be losers or liars? Have a problem with two-faced backstabbers? And don’t even start with the so-called customer service centers. There comes a day when enough is really, truthfully, enough already. For Kelly and Esmeralda, two snarky single witches, that day was yesterday. After applying their witchcraft to dish out a little magical payback, they realize they have a penchant for the dark art of revenge. And who’s to say a witch can’t make a few bucks with a talent like that?

Doing the odd job was fun and gratifying. Then along came an unusual client with a pitch for an idea, “Karma Inc.-Reality TV.” The witches set up shop in the sleepy little town of Caldron Falls, Wisconsin. By enabling the good citizens to settle old scores, they hoped to transform the town into a virtual coliseum of televised revenge. It didn’t take long before a few inconvenient and unexpected dead bodies began to pile up. To complicate matters, Caldron Falls just happens to have more than its fair share of paranormal creatures, not to mention a Chicago mobster seemingly bent on taking over the town.

Can Esmeralda and Kelly solve the rash of unexplained deaths before they get the blame and end up behind bars? What will Marie Laveau and the Witches Union have to say about this? And as any fool knows, Karma carries a roundtrip ticket.
©2015 Melanie James

KarmaInc

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Awesome Book Release Party! for You’ll Understand When You’re Dead by Michele Bardsley

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Come join these awesome authors in celebrating the release of Michele Bardsley’s latest book “You’ll Understand When You’re Dead at the Facebook party being hosted by Tamye Davis Whitener of EVENTed Online.

Tuesday, June 2nd ending Wednesday, June 3rd 9 pm EDT
This is a split party, with a 5 1/2 hour break between 5 pm and 10:30 pm.

1 – 5 pm & 10:30 pm – 12:30 am EDT
12 pm – 4 pm & 9:30 – 11:30 pm CDT
11 am – 3 pm & 8:30 – 10:30 pm MDT
10 am – 2 pm & 7:30 – 9:30 pm PDT

” Hey, why wait for the party? Get your copy now:
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These talented ladies of awesomeness really know how to bring on the fun. Along with games, contests, prizes, most likely some luscious images, sizzling teasers, and tons of hilarity and ….. did I say fun.

All contests and giveaways will remain open until 9pm Wednesday, June 3, 2015 in order to give everyone a chance to participate. Winners will be announced after close of contests. Each author is responsible for their own contests and for providing the winners with their prizes.

Contests links will be updated as the event progresses, and posted in a Google Doc -> http://bit.ly/YUWYDcontestLinks and the pinned “Contest Links & Winners” post.

*All times listed are EDT*

TUESDAY, JUNE 2
1 – 1:30 pm – Michele Bardsley
1:30 – 2 pm – Deanna Chase
2 – 2:30 pm – Michelle Fox
2:30 – 3 pm – Author Melanie James
3 – 3:30 pm – Robyn Peterman
3:30 – 4 pm – Eve Langlais
4 – 4:30 pm – Renee George, Author
4:30 – 5 pm – Michele Bardsley

* Dinner and a Twerking (Or Napping) Break *

10:30 – 11 pm – Michele Bardsley
11 – 11:30 pm – Author Dawn Montgomery
11:30 – 12 pm – Cynthia St. Aubin
12 – 12:30 am – Molly Harper, Author

*Hosted by: Tamye Davis Whitener of EVENTed Online

You might want to go on over because the rumor is…… they already started posting and having some fun.  Since I’m hosting I should know.

Awesome Book Release Party – June 2nd & June 3rd

On June 2nd, Michele Bardsley will celebrate the release of You’ll Understand When You’re Dead with a fantastic line-up of your favorite paranormal romance authorsJoin the party now so you don’t miss out on fun, giveaways, games, prizes, free books, and more!
MEET OUR FABULOUS AUTHORS!
(In order of appearance at the June 2nd par-tay!)

New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author Michele Bardsley lives in Texas with her husband and their fur babies. When she’s not writing steamy paranormal serials about hot shifters and curvy girls, she consumes chocolate, watches “Supernatural,” crochets hats, and reads on her Kindle. 



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New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, Deanna Chase, is a native Californian, transplanted to the slower paced lifestyle of southeastern Louisiana. When she isn’t writing, she is often goofing off with her husband in New Orleans, playing with her two shih tzu dogs, making glass beads, or out hawking her wares at various bead shows across the country. 


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USA Today and NY Times bestselling author Michelle Fox lives in the Midwest with her husband, kids, the occasional exchange student and two sweetly disobedient dogs. She loves fantasy and romance, which makes writing paranormal romance a natural fit.


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USA Today Bestselling author, Melanie James spent 14 years as an IT systems administrator before tiring of the hustle and bustle of the technology world. She’s doing what she loves, by writing paranormal comedy, steamy paranormal, and contemporary romance books. Melanie is married to a wonderful man who supports her dreams and goals. She has two children, three step-children, a beautiful daughter-in-law, and an adorable grand-baby. 


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New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. 


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New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Canadian Author Eve Langlais who loves to write hot romance, usually with hot shifters, cyborgs or aliens. She promises her books are always fun, probably humorous and most of all romantic, because she loves a happily ever after.


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Multi-published, Award-winning Author Renee George has been a factory worker, an army medic, a nurse, a website designer, a small press editor, an artist, and a teacher, but writing stories about sexy alpha men is the BEST job she’s ever had. She happily lives in a small, Midwest town with her husband, two needy dogs and a very independent cat. 


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USA Today Bestselling Author Dawn Montgomery loves to write almost as much as she loves to read. She has traveled the world twice over. While her days were filled with long hours and hard work, her nights were left for dark, lustful fantasies in and out of strange hotels and cities.Alaska and Texas are the places she calls home. She recently moved from the frigid North to Texas with her family and neurotic dog. 


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USA Today Bestselling Author Cynthia St. Aubin wrote her first play at age eight and made her brothers perform it for the admission price of gum wrappers. A steal, considering she provided the wrappers in advance. Though her early work debuted to mixed reviews, she never quite gave up on the writing thing, even while earning a mostly useless master’s degree in art history and taking her turn as a cube monkey in the corporate warren. She lives in Colorado with the love of her life and three surly cats.


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Bestselling Author Molly Harper worked for six years as a reporter and humor columnist for The Paducah Sun. Her reporting duties included covering courts, school board meetings, quilt shows, and once, the arrest of a Florida man who faked his suicide by shark attack and spent the next few months tossing pies at a local pizzeria. Molly lives in western Kentucky with her family.


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(P.S. Don’t forget to pick up your copy of You’ll Understand When You’re Dead, available now in print and e-book!)

Hosted by Tamye Davis Whitener of EVENTed Online.

Graphics donated by the talented Breezy Jones of Dream Fantasy Graphics.

 

NEW RELEASE! Fashionably Dead in Diapers by Robyn Peterman

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Happy New Release Day

Fashionably Dead in Diapers: Hot Damned Series Book 4 by Robyn Peterman

Blurb:

And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips…

~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.

~Parenting books are useless if you’re not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all–they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.

~Have sex.

~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn’t imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it’s probably a Troll.

Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless.

However, it’s wise not to take chances.

~Have sex again.

~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child’s hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you’re truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don’t discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.

~At least cuddle.

~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately.

Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse…like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz.  There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.

~Find a closet and go to town.

Book Links:

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New Release by Cynthia St. Aubin

 When who’s your daddy is a
multiple choice question…
Paranormal Psychologist
Matilda Schmidt is one client away from fa-la-la-la-losing it. Holiday cheer is
in the air, gun-toting fruitcakes are in her office, and she’s spinning through
mood swings fast enough to make her toss her cookies–even without the morning
sickness.
When Ol’ Kris Kringle goes
AWOL after a nervous breakdown, his disgruntled elf is convinced that only
Matilda can get him back on his sleigh in time to keep humans from tearing each
other apart quicker than couponeers at a Black Friday sale.
But their efforts hit the
skids when the men in Matilda’s life show up and demand to know which of them
is responsible for the bun in her oven: the hot hit man who’s likely to stuff
her stocking with ammunition, or the delicious demigod who’s made Santa’s
naughty list a couple centuries running.



I like gravy.
This has nothing to do with the rest of my bio,
but I thought you ought to know.
About the writing thing…
I wrote my first play when I was six and made my
brothers perform it for my parents. I charged gum wrappers for admission (a
steal, in my opinion, considering I had handed out the gum wrappers ahead of
time). While I seriously doubt you’ll be seeing any of my formative work on
Broadway anytime soon, I can credit these early experiments with the first of
many important lessons I learned about writing: no matter how brilliant your
manuscript is, some kid can go streaking butt-ass nekkid across the living room,
and totally undermine your vision.
Everyone watches the naked kid because running
across the living room with your cheeks flapping in the breeze is friggin’
hilarious.
Cue the lightbulb moment. People like funny stuff!
I never quite gave up on the writing thing, even
as I tried my hand at being a dusty academic turned Executive Assistant (they
paid me to nag! How cool is that?), but in those quiet moments when expense
reports had been filed and to-do items checked off, the funny people in my head
kept talking to me.
Yes, I know they have medication for that. It’s
called vodka.
Since they discourage drinking at work, I
started writing instead. What came out was an amalgamation (vocabulary!) of all
the things I love: funny stuff, art, psychology, food, people, and
paranormal critters!
Et voila! The Case Files of Dr. Matilda
Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist were born.
When I’m not sitting in my office watching cat
videos and pretending to write, I like cooking, knitting (badly), and reading
anything that makes me laugh (like my bank statements).
I live in Colorado with my brilliant husband and
three surly cats.

  
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Cover Reveal – Unexpecting by Cynthia St. Aubin

Title: Unexpecting
Author: Cynthia St. Aubin
Series:  Book 7 – The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt
Paranormal Psychologist
Genre: Paranormal Romantic Comedy
Release Date: December 19th, 2014

When who’s your daddy is a multiple choice question…
Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt is one client away
from fa-la-la-la-losing it. Holiday cheer is in the air, gun-toting fruitcakes
are in her office, and she’s spinning through mood swings fast enough to make
her toss her cookies–even without the morning sickness.
When Ol’ Kris Kringle goes AWOL after a nervous breakdown,
his disgruntled elf is convinced that only Matilda can get him back on his
sleigh in time to keep humans from tearing each other apart quicker than
couponeers at a Black Friday sale.
But their efforts hit the skids
when the men in Matilda’s life show up and demand to know which of them is
responsible for the bun in her oven: the hot hit man who’s likely to stuff her
stocking with ammunition, or the delicious demigod who’s made Santa’s naughty
list a couple centuries running.
I like
gravy.

This has
nothing to do with the rest of my bio, but I thought you ought to know.

About the
writing thing…
I wrote
my first play when I was six and made my brothers perform it for my parents. I
charged gum wrappers for admission (a steal, in my opinion, considering I had
handed out the gum wrappers ahead of time). While I seriously doubt you’ll be
seeing any of my formative work on Broadway anytime soon, I can credit these
early experiments with the first of many important lessons I learned about writing:
no matter how brilliant your manuscript is, some kid can go streaking butt-ass
nekkid across the living room, and totally undermine your vision.
Everyone
watches the naked kid because running across the living room with your cheeks
flapping in the breeze is friggin’ hilarious.

Cue the lightbulb moment. People like funny
stuff!

I never
quite gave up on the writing thing, even as I tried my hand at being a dusty
academic turned Executive Assistant (they paid me to nag! How cool is that?),
but in those quiet moments when expense reports had been filed and to-do items
checked off, the funny people in my head kept talking to me.

Yes, I
know they have medication for that. It’s called vodka.
Since
they discourage drinking at work, I started writing instead. What came out was
an amalgamation (vocabulary!) of all the things I love: funny stuff, art,
psychology, food, people, and paranormal critters!
Et voila! The
Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist were born.
When I’m
not sitting in my office watching cat videos and pretending to write, I like
cooking, knitting (badly), and reading anything that makes me laugh (like my
bank statements).
I live in
Colorado with my brilliant husband and three surly cats.



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